Neves=gojes=ridikulus===calculus

Ya Allah...
takutnye bile na SPM nie..da la x ready byk lg..
ape aku na bace?
ape aku na wat?

soalan2 nie dlu pnah aq tnye mse aq f4 dlu...
aq x tau pngorbann yg aq wat dmi kpntgn aq dn si dia berbaloi atau x..

harap2 berbaloi la..^.^

kpd yg pk aq nie cmburu x btmpt..
aq sbnrnye x ske org yg xde kne mngena kepoh2 psl aq..
mind ur own life IF u have a life.
i have million reasons y ive been like tht.
smetimes i just dont care but people think i am.
if u be me,u'll be the same.
if u be me,u'll cry lot more.
if u'll be me,i dont know wht to say.
coz no one can understand how i think of others.
i dont simply accuse people just with certain assumptions.

BYE.

words that i want to describe long time ago..

love- nasty and irritating
miss- odd feeling for me
kiss- disguisting and watery
hug- suffocating and boring
mum- the person who is always b with me,in cherish and hardness tymes
papa- always tell me wht to do
cats- cutest creature in the world
teachers- person who teaches me since i was very young.
books- my friend since i was young.
stop- my first word to be said.
tv- idiot box
flirt- what a stupid thing to do.
jealous- tired to experience it any longer.
house- my home where i belongs
room- place where i laze around,dream and think!
pillow-  things that i hug the most.
facebook- remedy and disease.
kids- can be angelic and devil.
drug- a friend to losers
water- when its there,people throw it.
money- cant buy happiness and love.
oxygen- cant live without it
handphone- everybody have it now
chemistry- subject tht i want to sleep most
add maths- dont know how much attempt tht i must face to pass
physics- y is it designed as my subject?
veterinary- my ambition!
nur haniyah-me,me,and me!

Got new members in the house!!!

Alhamdullillah KECIK dah pn lahirkan ank..sbyk 3 ekor and smua sihat2 n comeyl2..

Cume yg wat aq tpk skg nie mcmane mama aq na jge dorg nty sbb aq pn da na SPM..

Seyesly,kucen2 nie byk menyusahkan kuarge kiteorg sbb ske berak rata2...

Maybe sbb trlalu dimanjekan dan dbelai..

Aq na ckp cket pasal kawan-kawen nie.

Dalam dunia nie,ramai yg boleh dipercayai,dan ramai jgak yg tak.Ade yg boleh awet janji 2 sampai liang lahad tapi ade yg stakat corong telefon pn x blh na simpn.Stakat kne push cket je pn "kebaboo!!" mencurah2 rahsia kelua.N ade yg walaupn dirasuah mcmane pn,xkn tergugat.

Bagi aku,kawan nie mcm air yg mengalir.Sentiasa ada wlaupn keruh ataupn jernih.

Nak tak nak,kte kne terima dan sedaya upaya ubah kalau boleh slagy termampu.Banyak pengalamn berkaitan kawan yg aq tempuhi.Ade pahit manisnye.Aq sure smua org ade cerita tersendri.

Dikhianati.Ditinggalkan.Dilukai.

3 perkataan nie slalunye kte dgr dri hati yg parah gara2 kwn yg tidak dsangka lwn.Kawan itu bukannye lwn.Mrka peneman kte wlaupn kenyataan itu pahit untuk ditelan.

Believe me.I've gone through a lot.Maybe u have more but ths is smthng tht i want 2 share about.

K,smpay situ je coretan aq.

Hope u enjoy reading it.

Kenapa aq x ske pekerja petronas?

Assalamulaikum,salam sejahtera,dan salam ramadhan...(ke?)

Terlebih dahulu ingin saya mengucapkan ribuan time kasih kpd pekerja2 petronas yg telah menjlnkan tngungjwb mereka dgn baik ,berbudi bahasa,dan hormat menghormati antara pelanggan.....

Dan ats sbb itu,saya sgt sayaang pada anda semua...

tapi bkn smua pade pndapot aq....maybe nie sbb pndgn aq yg da lme membeli belah dgn petronas nie..

And dari kacamata aq..pekerja2 bangla bekerja jauh lebih bagus berbanding pekerja MELAYU.

Mereka x memilih kerja dan bersungguh2 bekerja...

Bia aq wat comparison ttg service dorg sekitar putrajaya nie....

DI RESTORAN (pekerja bangla)

• baru sampai maplai x smpat duduk lg da ade waiter dtg...(ane)
• tanye order dgn trperinci
• slagi kte still duduk xde mknan,bgilir2 ane dtg tnye"adek manis..suda order blom??"
• ble order sampay,die tnye air da order lwm..
• da hbs mkn,cpt2 die kmas...
• ble na byr,die ingat btul2 harga mknan yg kte order 2 tanpe tgk resit..

DI RESTORAN (pekerja tempatan)

• bile sampai kday die je,pandang pelik
• tunggu kte duduk 5 blas minit dlu bru tnye order.
• ble da sampai makanan,ade yg die terlupe.so,kene la tngu lg.. best sgt..
• bile mintak sos cili je,wat muke penat and annooyed.
• bile da order,lambat gle sampai..........pas2 kdg2 x sdp pn..

DI PETRONAS (pekerja melayu)

• masuk pintu je dorg bukakkan,mke masam..tapi lepaskan tyme kte tgh jalan masuk...sangat2 bodoh kan.
• bile na ambek brg,da agk2 ckop 2,na g byr,die ckp," byk nye mkn!!" Ape masalah beruk ini?
• bile da byr kat kaunter,die maen2 lg dgn cashier laen..smbang2 hal peribadi dpn kastemer..
• ade yg mencarut2 kat budak sekolah,mara2 mcm petronas 2 bapak die yg pnye..

DI PETRONAS (pekerja bangla)

• masuk je pintu dorang bukakkan,ckp sslamat dtg...senyum lg 2..wlaupn x hensem mane nampak sweet and rase na dtg lg je..(ape kene aq nieyh??)
• ble na kua 2 die senyum lg,die ckp time kaseh...

Bkan na buruk2 kan pekerja bumiputera tp bg aq dorg nie x brsyukur lgsung dpt kerja duduk dlm aircond yg x memerlukan kelayakan yg tinggi....

Mintak maaf jika ade yg terase...

Sekian..

Have a pregnant mum in the ous!!! (poem boud)

Once upon a time,there was a gurl...not little,not big,but super ultimately skinny..

Must be wondering if it was me..perhaps.

Theres a pregnant mum..

not in the opposite house...

but in mine.

wanna checkit aut?

Not ma mum,nor ma cistah or mey!

No,no,and no..

Sape la agaknye yeh..

my kucen la..best fren in da ous..

Blog ary nie aq na cite pasal die..

Name saintifik die..

Lemon Miso..

Single and available. :)

Physical properties spt yg tdpt dlm bku kimia:

• bertelinga capang
• berbulu olen
• bertubuh kuwush

org kate,die nie mcm kucen kacukan monyet kerana telingenye...

Telinga yg mcmane?

Nie cthnye..

Cume bulu die oren..telinga die beza nye cume mcm terlipat cket...

Perangay kucen aq nie yg aq n satu family panggil sbg KECIK..

Kenapa KECIK?? Sebab dr die kecik memg aq pgl die mcmtu...

yg menjadi ma'am besar dlm majlis2 kucen dlm rumah aq nie..

Smua kucen dlm rumah aq tkt kan minah yg satu nie..tp yg peliknye dgn aq mereka ini sangat la manje dan sangat annoying bak kate kwn2 d skola aq..

Contoh perangay annoying die yg plg ketara n plg aq x blh thn is..

1.Die slalu naek ats meja mkn..curi mknan wlaupun bru lpaz mkn..

2.Die slalu kacau mama aq tgh tdo..ske bpaut kat pale mak aq,tdo tyme mama aq n member2 in the ous tgh solat dgn menayangkan perut leper die di ats sejadah..kaalau bdn hot xpela jgk..

3.Ske berak tmpat yg aq bru bersihkan,..kdg2 tu due kali aq cuci,2 kaly jgk la die beyok..Pas2 wat selambe je.. 

Mcm pekerja alam flora da aq nie..Kucen berak je satu umah cari aq..kucen na beranak pn cri aq..kucen tdo ats sjadah pn cri aq..huh..itulah risiko yg aq kne amek ble bela kucen nie..amek KECIK dari makcik guard kat sk lame aq..tyme 2 kesian sgt..da la telinga cacat,ank yatim,kurus...

papan plak 2..aq amek kptsn untk bela die right after my PMR da hbs..keluar dewan periksa je trus amek die bwk blik uma dgn kete...

Die penah paut kat pale aq tyme aq tdo..

Sumpah berapi dowh dgn perangay malaun nie..

Lagy2 kdg2 die tdo dgn aq..

Kejap menyendeng kat ketiak aq,kejap ggt tgn aq..aduhay..

Tapy skg..die da bunting..nie kebuntingan die yg ke3..

Ini first proses untuk sang kucen menghasilkan janin di dlm perutnye..

Atau dlm konteks laen..Maen kawen2..

Opps..kucen aq kaler olen tp yg olen plak yg dok ats..nak wat cmane kn..lumrah alam..

Lpaz 2..die bunting...

After tht,puan2 dan tuan2..janda dn duda,atok dn nenek..

Para ibu ini akn melahirkan anak kucen mereka dn mnjaga shingga mereka besar..

Wlau se ANNOYING mane pn kucen aq..Aq ttp syg die sbb die la shabat aq yg plg sejati..wlaupn die x balik berminggu2,aq ttp syg die..

Sampay cni sja entry blog sy pd kali nieyh..

Assalamualaikum..

Best Moments With Muhammad Faidzull Fahmi

esk jela aq sambung! gotta go..

Agenda tinggal Lagenda 2

Assalamulaikum and gud mornen wat sahabat2 ku yg sedang rehat skg nie..i cant come 2day sbb perut sakit maybe byk sgt cacing pun aq xtau..tp sejak aq start pose ganty nieh perut aq x hbs2 meragam..n pale aq plak xtau la pe mslhnye..

K..
Post aq yg lepas berkisarkan ttg episod perkenalan 2 org yg 'konon'nya bkwn baek dan bibit2 cinta sdg berbungah2..antara Mamat xxx dan Siti dot com dot my..


PART 2

Pada keesokan harinya,pada waktu rehat...Dengan ayunye Siti.com.my mengatur langkah ke landasan stress bg aq dan dlm konteks melayu, tempat beratur..sbb pekerja2 kat situ menjadikan telinga mereka sekadar hiasan dan berlagak seolah2 kaki mereka tempang dek terlanggar superbike yg berkuasa tinggi kerana gerak yg perlahan dan sama sekali tidak mendengar ape yg daku katakan..hua3..
Back to the story...

Mamat yg terpana melihat Siti yg sedang menjerit2 kepada achik kantin(sifat2nye sdah djelaskn di ats ye..) menghampiri nye...

Mamat:Hai..sorg jeke..?
Dalam keadaan yg sdg berapi tbe2 btukar kpada unggun api yg sdh hangus dek dsimbh air tatkala siti menyedari kehadiran si mamat xxx nie..
(mintak maap sekiranya bhs kurg kejernihannya & ke'noob'annye) :)

Siti membetulkan tudungnye..
Siti: Ko tak nmpk ke ramay org kt cni???
Mamat di dalam hati:A'ala..tnye cket da meradang..
Mamat di luar hati:Tak. Nampak ko sorg je kat cni..dah mkn belum?
Siti di dalam hati:Ceh.ayat manis bergula dowh! Ehem2.control.
Siti di luar hati: Belum.Akak tu tak dgr kot.
Mamat: takpela,meh aku belikan.kte kan kwn...ehem!tapi mesra..(dlm nada yg perlahan tp garau bak rimau)
Siti meneruskan amaln dup dap nye...
Siti: terpulang kat mu ler..den nak boli ayer jap.Aku nak tanye..knape ek mlm tadi ko pngil aq syg?
Mamat tersentak seketika.
Mamat di dalam limpa:Ya Allah..aku nak jwb ape nie...nasib baek kwn aku,kalau tak,aku sumbat mulut die dgn ikan aq yg bru mati smlm..ha3..ehem2 serious.
Mamat di luar jantung:Saje..Sebab aku suke?
Siti:Owh. Kalau aku panggil ko apek boleh kan?
Mamat: Nape pulak?
Siti: Dah ko panggil aku dengan name yg ko suke,takkan aku nak panggil ko dgn panggilan yang aku suke tak boleh kot?
Mamat:(tergelak kontot) Meh la aku belikan nasik lemak tuk ko..
Siti: Wat susah2 je.
Siti di dalam hti: Bagus2.Jimat duet aq.

So,moral of the situation is.. we'll never know whether our friends or mates talks bad upon us because for me,in earlier stage,everything seems sweet but on the remaining chapter on our journey in tht sort of relationship,we'll pain more.


Pada malam itu,mamat xxx memesej Siti.com.my di dlm sms..

Mamat: Tgh wat pe 2?
Siti:Wat Bm.Npe?
Mamat:Aku nak tanye ko smethng nie.free x?
Siti:Kalu pntg,aq ok je.Npe?
Mamat:Klau aku ske ko,ko reject x?
Siti: Xtau la..takes time kot.Npe?
Mamat:Owh. Sejak kte kwn kamceng nie,aku da strt ske dgn ko..kalau ko x ksh,aku nak jd tman ko yg plg bmkne dlm hdup ko..Harap x membebankan ko..
Siti: Patut la..ko...pnggil..aq..syg...e! aku gelilah!!!
Mamat: Ha3.. Xpela..dpnds kat ko la k? Aku pun x pndai sgt na jiwang2 nie..harap ko sudi kwn dgn aku mcm dlu..Love u,my friend.


So,moral of tthe situation is....terima org yg blh terima kte seadanya dan bkn kerana kecntikan luaran yg xkan bthn lame dan bkn kerana kcntikan dlmn yg hanye sementara untuk menghambat hati shaja..Kadangkala percintaan akn menjadi smakin manis skiranya kte enjoy dgn care bkwn..he3..

K,aq pun da x larat na smbung...

Smpay cni jela coretan aq ttg Mamat xxx dan Siti.com.my.

Tq 4 readin guys.

Agenda tinggal Lagenda (Nisfu Syaaban)

first of all...

Assalamulaikum..

hari ni byk incident2 yg bmakna bg aq..

Incident ape biarlah rahsia..

Setelah memisahkan ikatan kasih sayang beberapa minggu yg lalu..

Aq bcdg ingn mlakukan prubhn dlm hdup nie..bkn btukar kulit tp perspektif sndri.

lpas kjadian 2,aq dpti dri aq lbh smgt na blaja dan ade byk encouragement and slalu muhasabah dri sndiri untuk brubh dri aq yg dlunya dlm duniaku sndri di ats katil berkkhayal ttg sesuatu yg x sptutnye aq kekad hayalkan akn tjd..

So,skg nie wht to do is concentrate really hard on SPM wlaupun aq akn bperangay spt seorg noob..aq ta ksah as long as aq dpat ape yg aq btul2 na slame nie....

Now..i want to talk to u boud mates.Either male or not.(panday2 pk..)

Pnah x rase yg org yg kte btul2 syg 2 memg btul2 dciptakan untuk kte n bkn skdr untuk dpandg dri jauh je?

Pada aq,pnah.

Pada usia begini,yg masih stahun psang+kacang+bean,kbykn dripada rmaja sedekad lebih nie dh pn ade pngalamn bcinte or sskadar 'ske2'.

Bg aq,ade baiknye,ade buwoknye..

Bia aq wat comparison  bdsrkan perspektif aq bkn pngalaman aq...ookeyh..

percintaan antara mamat dan siti..

SEBELUM COUPLE

Mamat:Ko da mkn? Pe kbr beb?? Lme x dgr cite ko..

dan siti pun dgn terkedek2nye membls..

Siti:Ak tk mkn pun..npe tnye?? rndu aq eh..? hehe

Si jejaka sdah keblue2an n ke-red2 an..(humaira)

Mamat:Kalau btul?? Ko na ckp pe?

Dada Siti dup dap...

.........................

Siti:Jgn la ckp mcmtu...Ak x lyk...K la,aq na tdo.bye.gudnyte.

Mamat terfikir..dan tersengeh2 umpama kerang yg dbusukkn..

Mamat:Goodnight..Assalamulaikum syg ..

Siti: Whatta???

Untuk menangani situasi begini....

Aq cdgkan kalau la die tu btul2 care kat korang just tyme BEFORE couple...and manis just BEFORE korg cple..baek xpyh la..n mcmane na tau samade ke'sweet'an yg sdg membunga2 tu thn lame ke x...cbe test kalau die si kwn sms korunk 2 sanggup bkorban x untuk korg wlaupun masih bkwn?? Amacm?Dari situ la kte blh tgk samada dia nie btul2 bsungguh2 ke x.

Untuk bhgn taktik Mamat untuk mndptkan Siti..

Aq sambung laen kali r...Aq mao study Chemistry...Mao join?

K,itu sajalah coretan aq wat kali nie.Bye,mao studi. 

What will you do for the sake of innocent death of Gaza citizens?

this post cross my mind just because nowadays we merely heard from the news and such that the israeli is getting worst day by day and it got me on my nerves!!! they think that they are law-proof and can do anything in terms of crime and so mean and viscious.not naughty viscious but devil viscious!

The earth is getting worse day by day. But not just that.the disaster of the world is not giving us living in the 'comfort zone' anymore whether physically or mentally because the disasters like giving us a warning that all stupid construction and wars against the innocent ones must stop termendously and this statement of mine means that i feel that the earth is trying to blackmailing the homo-sapiens to
 'stop all the crap or i'lll mess things up.'

WHY PEOPLE NEED TO SCREAM??

Some people thinks that screaming is the best way to express their feelings like fear,anger,excitement and it could be just for entertainment.da??

But,for me...screaming insanely is the best way to:::::::::

- Get rid of your inner gas within ur tummy..xpecially for the buncet ones.coz when our maximum voice goes out,it'll let out all ur bad gas along with ur freaking scream.
- show that you are the queen or the king of the mental hospital
- make yourself feels that u r currently having a contruction on ur voice box and needs to throw out all the tiny workers in it.



for God sake! what hell am i talking about?????